Monday, May 11, 2009

Counterinfurgency

As a matter of routine, before the Cat sits down to eat, it will order Matrix security forces into position, and direct that they remain armed with a range of inexpensive non-lethal arm-launched projectiles (NALPs). They are tasked at that time with engaging all hostile organisms who come for the cat food, and stay for the rabbit.

All combat fursonnel are bound by strict rules of engagement. Generally, bonking a threat on the rump with a medium-range NALP is effective in convincing it to look elsewhere, whatever the temptations from a plump, grass-fed citizenry.


An MBM commander addresses subordinate furcenaries in a pre-deployment briefing.

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